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A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks:
May I join you? Then a waitress walks up and says 'Nice view' !

What do you call someone who turns into Father Christmas whenever there's a full moon?
A were-clause.

NULL is the Chuck Norris of the database – nothing can be compared to it.

I prefer Count Star to Count Dracula, because I don't like having to consider which Draculas are NULL.